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David, like many internet junkies, had the habit of emailing the best of the many jokes he received to his wired friends. That practice was formalized in 1998 with a once a day "eJokes from david" mailing.

This page displays some humorous items that don't lend themselves to the text-only format of the eJokes email. Additional items are added from time to time so check back frequently.

After 10 years of daily emailing eJokes, David finally gave up this endeavor, but this joke page remains for the enjoyment of website visitors.

These cats enjoy music:
Cat listening to Steve Wonder
Cat listening to Steve Wonder


  Cat listening to HOUSE music
Cat listening to HOUSE music


Cats listening to Heavy Metal
Cats listening to Heavy Metal


  Cat listening to Hip Hop
Cat listening to Hip Hop


Cat listening to Gangsta Rap
Cat listening to Gangsta Rap


  Cat Ecstasy listening to Techno
Cat on Ecstasy listening to Techno




Management's position over the Employees
An outhouse designed by Management
  Optimized work station
A workstation optimized for the workaholic.


Young Judy was having trouble with her computer.

So she called Jim, the computer guy, over to her desk. Jim clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an ID Ten T Error."

A puzzled expression ran riot over Judy's face. "An ID Ten T Error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again??"
  He gave her a grin... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID Ten T Error before?" "No," replied Judy.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." (She wrote... --> ID10T) I wonder if this was the label on Judy's system?


They need to Stop this mispelling!


How do you work at your computer?
Casual Friday for the Telecommuter

  They need to Stop this mispelling!


The importance of learning to spell:
Send them back to School

  They need to Stop this mispelling!


Practical Joke:
Send them back to School

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Spelling Bee
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Match each word in the left column with its synonym on the right. When finished, click Answer to see the results. Good luck!

 

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